Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for June 30, 2024

i can hear the wokees’ butts puckering up for their rabid frothing screams from here…good one mike!

Brings to mind the Sirens scene in “O Brother, Where Art Thou?”

Men find relief in beating balls with sticks, rackets, mallets, whatever.

That’s what she said, and you didn’t mention feet.

“Pounded on a Rock” – The Bobs

LOL! Good one Mike.

I appreciate Mike’s sense of humor. There’s always a ‘wink’ behind it.I appreciate the irony, too, because I remember a few decades back when businesses were holding retreats (all male then, of course) where their execs would go into the woods, listen to poetry, hug trees, beat the ground and logs with sticks and get in touch with the essentials and other hoo-hah.

Just OMG!

If they want to spend upwards of the going price of $8K for this, I’ll find a wooded area for them. Cash up front please.

is that with him wearing the dirt laundry ?

I throw rocks at fence posts. Works for me.

Can’t you just kick back with a cold (or room temperature, if that’s your whimsy) 807#?

(#) 807 is ham radio jargon for “a beer.”