Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 04, 2024

that, or constipation

Similar to BC /bc/2022/06/08

Lay off the potato bugs.

Two caterpillars are escaping a spider…

They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.

“Hold on tight!” says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.

“That’s amazing!” says the second caterpillar. “How in the world are you doing that?!”

The first caterpillar scoffs. “Am I the only one in the whole blasted forest who knows how to drive a stick?”

Why don’t spiders eat sweetcorn?

Because they don’t like corn on the cobweb.

What’s worse than a SPIDER on your PIANO?

CRAB on your ORGAN.

Spinning through life one web at a time.

Caught in the web of life, spinning out of control like a spider on caffeine!

The Web of Lies: Spider’s favorite soap opera!

Spider relationship advice: Tangle with caution.

Why can’t spiders become pilots?

They only know how to tailspin.

Hmmm…takes a while for the viagra to wear off…

could be he just has a stick up his butt

Or he took too much Viagra,

Or he needs a stool softener.

…..need to make a slight turn????

I know they are finding more and more micro plastics in the ecosystem, I just realized how bad it’s becoming!

impressively stiff silk

Garfield… Get the newspaper…

Or very h*rny

Well the laundry is next to the dungeon!

Just a wee bit ……. ;)

Straight web shooter

Thought he was on Viagra.