Well, he’s safe. No brain obviously.
Plus, they’ll sue you for making a false claim.
In the policy we have, part of the insurance company’s responsibility is to ensure that the dead and deceased remains dead and deceased.
You bought him. He’s yours!
No fair! He’s not technically alive!
Insurance is a good thing to have…Until you need it.
The insurance policy says thai once you are declared dead, they have to pay. Even if you come back as a zombie, you are still dead, just reanimated.
You should never mess around with the black widow.
Technically, he’s still dead.
seems to me that’s the least of her worries!
Grow a brain!
Notice that the zombies aren’t attacking the insurance agent, looking for brains…
Hum, still dead or at least let us discuss the definition of dead.
Wulff & Morgenthaler
Yakety Sax 6 months ago
Well, he’s safe. No brain obviously.
enigmamz 6 months ago
Plus, they’ll sue you for making a false claim.
Doug K 6 months ago
In the policy we have, part of the insurance company’s responsibility is to ensure that the dead and deceased remains dead and deceased.
ACK! Premium Member 6 months ago
You bought him. He’s yours!
SquidGamerGal 6 months ago
No fair! He’s not technically alive!
pocho45 6 months ago
Insurance is a good thing to have…Until you need it.
Steverino Premium Member 6 months ago
The insurance policy says thai once you are declared dead, they have to pay. Even if you come back as a zombie, you are still dead, just reanimated.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 6 months ago
You should never mess around with the black widow.
anomaly 6 months ago
Technically, he’s still dead.
wildlandwaters 6 months ago
seems to me that’s the least of her worries!
Jeffin Premium Member 6 months ago
Grow a brain!
ferddo 6 months ago
Notice that the zombies aren’t attacking the insurance agent, looking for brains…
einarbt 6 months ago
Hum, still dead or at least let us discuss the definition of dead.