Calvin, as he’s being dragged inside to be grounded (if not more): You said I couldn’t throw hard crab apples at anyone! You didn’t say anything about squishy old tomatoes!
I wonder which event would receive the worse punishment….hitting Susie with a crabapple or Calvin’s mom with a soft tomato. I wouldn’t want to be in Calvin’s shoes right now….5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ……#&*^%@
dadthedawg Premium Member 3 months ago
He is just practicing to be a baseball pitcher…..
codycab 3 months ago
Wow! Calvin is actually listening to Mom!
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover 3 months ago
This would be easier in the winter.
oldpine52 3 months ago
Throwing squishy old tomatoes at mom could really hurt Calvin.
Jayalexander 3 months ago
The friend of my enemy is my enemy.
Imagine 3 months ago
He needs to work on his hiding skills.
Johnny Q Premium Member 3 months ago
“They’re hard and can hurt someone.” That’s sort of the point…
hariseldon59 3 months ago
Looks like bedtime with no supper for Calvin.
The dude from FL Premium Member 3 months ago
I liked crab apples in my youth, they were really tart but I liked them
Jonfield 3 months ago
He’s gonna be in deep feces
Farside99 3 months ago
Don’t do that Calvin, she’ll use it in the yuck she makes for dinner. It will probably try to swallow you in one big squishy tomatoey gulp.
snsurone76 3 months ago
That “AWWW MOM” whine reminds me of Dennis the Menace during the Ketchum years.
orinoco womble 3 months ago
At least he’s honest, mom!
jmworacle 3 months ago
Calvin has a death wish.
BigDaveGlass 3 months ago
You had better miss.
Gent 3 months ago
Quick, do it now Calvin and puts the the blame on steenky Susie!
BJDucer 3 months ago
It looks like Calvin wants some attention, and boy…is he gonna get what he’s wishing for!
rockyridge1977 3 months ago
Bad to worst!!!!!
gantech 3 months ago
No soup for you!
MS72 3 months ago
Oh yeah, much better. Squishy tomatoes cannot hurt anyone, except Mom’s temper.
rshive 3 months ago
Being squishy, it won’t hurt her.
eced52 3 months ago
He really does have a death wish, doesn’t he?
MReese 3 months ago
Stunted little sociopath.
mindjob 3 months ago
Hit her in the bean, with a rotten tangerine, and the juice will come dribbling down
mistercatworks 3 months ago
She’ll make him eat the tomatoes.
Norris66 3 months ago
Calvin you volunteer to much information. You should have said: “Shhh I’m keeping from being attacked by the Mushroom People.”
alohaotis 3 months ago
Not a good idea
old_geek 3 months ago
Seems he did learn something…
toongeek Premium Member 3 months ago
Calvin, as he’s being dragged inside to be grounded (if not more): You said I couldn’t throw hard crab apples at anyone! You didn’t say anything about squishy old tomatoes!
g04922 3 months ago
LOL… A squishy half-rotten tomato… great idea Calvin !
HodgeElmwood 3 months ago
That is not a better plan, Calvin.
j.l.farmer 3 months ago
I wonder which event would receive the worse punishment….hitting Susie with a crabapple or Calvin’s mom with a soft tomato. I wouldn’t want to be in Calvin’s shoes right now….5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ……#&*^%@
Arghhgarrr Premium Member 3 months ago
Out of a fracas and into a fricissee
Dave427 3 months ago
Calvin really wants his hide tanned.
rjarchuleta 3 months ago
You know, I’m pretty sure this kid could be the best corporate shark lawyer that ever existed if he put his mind to it.