Calvin, as he’s being dragged inside to be grounded (if not more): You said I couldn’t throw hard crab apples at anyone! You didn’t say anything about squishy old tomatoes!
I wonder which event would receive the worse punishment….hitting Susie with a crabapple or Calvin’s mom with a soft tomato. I wouldn’t want to be in Calvin’s shoes right now….5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ……#&*^%@
dadthedawg Premium Member about 1 month ago
He is just practicing to be a baseball pitcher…..
codycab about 1 month ago
Wow! Calvin is actually listening to Mom!
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover about 1 month ago
This would be easier in the winter.
oldpine52 about 1 month ago
Throwing squishy old tomatoes at mom could really hurt Calvin.
Jayalexander about 1 month ago
The friend of my enemy is my enemy.
Imagine about 1 month ago
He needs to work on his hiding skills.
Johnny Q Premium Member about 1 month ago
“They’re hard and can hurt someone.” That’s sort of the point…
hariseldon59 about 1 month ago
Looks like bedtime with no supper for Calvin.
The dude from FL Premium Member about 1 month ago
I liked crab apples in my youth, they were really tart but I liked them
Jonfield about 1 month ago
He’s gonna be in deep feces
Farside99 about 1 month ago
Don’t do that Calvin, she’ll use it in the yuck she makes for dinner. It will probably try to swallow you in one big squishy tomatoey gulp.
snsurone76 about 1 month ago
That “AWWW MOM” whine reminds me of Dennis the Menace during the Ketchum years.
orinoco womble about 1 month ago
At least he’s honest, mom!
jmworacle about 1 month ago
Calvin has a death wish.
incognito about 1 month ago
You had better miss.
Gent about 1 month ago
Quick, do it now Calvin and puts the the blame on steenky Susie!
BJDucer about 1 month ago
It looks like Calvin wants some attention, and boy…is he gonna get what he’s wishing for!
rockyridge1977 about 1 month ago
Bad to worst!!!!!
gantech about 1 month ago
No soup for you!
MS72 about 1 month ago
Oh yeah, much better. Squishy tomatoes cannot hurt anyone, except Mom’s temper.
rshive about 1 month ago
Being squishy, it won’t hurt her.
eced52 about 1 month ago
He really does have a death wish, doesn’t he?
MReese about 1 month ago
Stunted little sociopath.
mindjob about 1 month ago
Hit her in the bean, with a rotten tangerine, and the juice will come dribbling down
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
She’ll make him eat the tomatoes.
Norris66 about 1 month ago
Calvin you volunteer to much information. You should have said: “Shhh I’m keeping from being attacked by the Mushroom People.”
alohaotis about 1 month ago
Not a good idea
old_geek about 1 month ago
Seems he did learn something…
toongeek Premium Member about 1 month ago
Calvin, as he’s being dragged inside to be grounded (if not more): You said I couldn’t throw hard crab apples at anyone! You didn’t say anything about squishy old tomatoes!
g04922 about 1 month ago
LOL… A squishy half-rotten tomato… great idea Calvin !
HodgeElmwood about 1 month ago
That is not a better plan, Calvin.
j.l.farmer about 1 month ago
I wonder which event would receive the worse punishment….hitting Susie with a crabapple or Calvin’s mom with a soft tomato. I wouldn’t want to be in Calvin’s shoes right now….5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ……#&*^%@
Arghhgarrr Premium Member about 1 month ago
Out of a fracas and into a fricissee
Dave427 about 1 month ago
Calvin really wants his hide tanned.
rjarchuleta 29 days ago
You know, I’m pretty sure this kid could be the best corporate shark lawyer that ever existed if he put his mind to it.