Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 30, 2024

Choose one bunny. Stick with it. Leporine monogamy is the only decent thing. I have spoken.

Watch the shells. Watch the shells. Keep your eyes on the lagomorph. Where’s the bunny? Where’s the bunny?

Bunny-swapping sounds like a skill she’d learn if she went to a 4-H camp.

Light hearted, entrepreneurial bunny swapper.

then declare wabbit season

I went to a bunny swap once but nothing happened. None of them had any car keys.

Let’s play Hide the Hare!

To Whom It May Concern…

Years ago a coworker friend named Bunny gave me an ashtray made of dinosaur coprolite … if I could find it, I’m willing to swap for a Kodak Brownie camera …!

( despicable by default? )

“Mother Theresa couldn’t beat these charges,” Trump said.

Ooh! Miss Amy got kind of close to calling someone a rude name there. Get her a mint julep and lead her to her easy chair. “Take the rest of the day off, dear.”

Reading readiness: the shaded background of today’s drawing looks like the head of a T-Rex. And it appears to have a terrific headache! Cue the pain reliever commercial!

It started out as a love note. But the more thought she gave to the topic, the farther astray it went.

Once again, Snaggletooth, is fooie a cuss word for bummys and bunnie’s.

Snagglepus top.

anger issues?

A perspective for Happiness is a bumpy, bunny, Jewish Holocaust still for cold gin martini’s.

Sour MASH

4077.

I’ve heard of wife swappers, wife beaters, egg beaters, egg shells, sea shells, sea shores, distant shores, distant drums, oil drums, oil wells, stripper wells and stripper wives, but I ain’t never heard of no bunny-swappers.

Also, I think Frog Applause™ needs a rule about hyphens.

Hold your pee, wee, Herman Munster, Chez Stick, made of Monetary cheese, breaded, w/ Hot Lips Hulahan, and Fryer Tuck, boiling oil.

Crisco Shortening Lumpy.

Three Blind Mice,

I counted them twice.

Return to sender,

A mind blender.

Brain Teaser?

Shampoo Reasoner’s.

As long as we are not dealing in pregnant pauses here, playboy.

There has never been a good bunny swapper!

My Bunny lies over the ocean…