Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for June 14, 2024

How did you get the fish prints?

Just match those footprints with the feet of the fish.

OBJECTION!! There is one thing you have forgotten, Poncho… FISH DON’T HAVE FEET!!

That’s a pretty fishy story, Poncho.

Does Poncho wipe his B utt before sitting on the couch?

Shades of a South Park Halloween episode, with a spooky fish!

Poncho, you live in a house full of cats, why frame the fish?

CSI has nothing to fear. :)

One Christmas morning, I made it look like the toy squirrel I’d put in the window wreath had stolen my girlfriend’s (small) present from under the (small) tree.

The wrapped box under the tree had actually always been empty; the present was a bracelet charm (shaped like a squirrel) which I’d hidden in a carefully hollowed-out walnut shell being held by the squirrel in the wreath (I’d also put a tiny Santa hat on the squirrel, and a little ribbon around the walnut).

My girlfriend was Australian, and squirrels fascinated her (she’d never seen one in real life until she was an adult), so I got MAJOR points that year, but when she first saw the little bits of shredded cardboard and wrapping paper she’d thought it was rats… :-)

Did Poncho ever pee on Chaz’s leg and say it was raining?

now you people know why I don’t have an aquarium!!