I had a roommate who was an executive for a major corporation. She worked out twice a week under the supervision of a former Olympic track coach. She was the fittest woman I knew. She came home one day all intent, “I have to lose ten pounds.”
“You look great. Who told you to lose weight?”
“Doesn’t matter. I have to lose ten pounds. I don’t care how I look.”
“OK. You want to lose ten pounds and don’t care how you look?”
“Yes. Yes.”
I looked her straight in the eye and said slowly, “Cut … off … an … arm.”
At least I never heard that particular nonsense from her again.
C 14 days ago
Trying to cut your losses?
Superfrog 14 days ago
This is a short cut.
TStyle78 14 days ago
Probably works better than most of the diets out there.
PoochFan 13 days ago
Like an old gag ad: Want to lose 10 lbs of ugly fat?Cut off your head.
[Traveler] Premium Member 13 days ago
Guaranteed to cut your weight in half
ladykat 13 days ago
I’d reconsider it too. Seems a bit drastic to me.
sevaar777 13 days ago
Rich people get Wergovy, poor people get “the saw”.
waltermgm 13 days ago
It’s a cut-rate plan.
Zen-of-Zinfandel 13 days ago
The guy has five half-sisters.
wildlandwaters 13 days ago
no worries…I saw this done on AGT!
cuzinron47 13 days ago
But it’s half off.
Chris Sherlock 13 days ago
Hopefully, it isn’t too late for that.
mistercatworks 13 days ago
I had a roommate who was an executive for a major corporation. She worked out twice a week under the supervision of a former Olympic track coach. She was the fittest woman I knew. She came home one day all intent, “I have to lose ten pounds.”
“You look great. Who told you to lose weight?”
“Doesn’t matter. I have to lose ten pounds. I don’t care how I look.”
“OK. You want to lose ten pounds and don’t care how you look?”
“Yes. Yes.”
I looked her straight in the eye and said slowly, “Cut … off … an … arm.”
At least I never heard that particular nonsense from her again.