Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for June 14, 2024

Whatever you do, don’t push the button!

We bought one of those. Lasted 2 times. So I went and bought a woven nylon leash. 16 feet I believe. Still have it. Just not the dog anymore. (⌯˃̶᷄ ﹏ ˂̶᷄⌯)ﾟ Wife’s pet. Second hardest thing I ever had to tell her. He was getting up there in years though.

they won’t take it back once you’ve worn it

Something must have really scared Grimmy!

Do you have your receipt?

How did they get tangled/wrapped up this way? The leash is around Grimmy – so he didn’t do it … unless he wrapped around Mother Goose and then was somehow able to tuck himself into/under the leash.

Can you also help unwrap us?

My neighbor gave me an old retractable leash. I got a burn on my hand from it. I haven’t used it sense.

That’s not how a retractable leash works.

Love Jeff Dunham’s story about the retractable leash and walking his wife’s Chihuahua.

Grimmy’s too sophisticated to need a leash…..

Are you returning the dog, too? There is a restocking fee.

Not until you retract it.

Funny

Grimm is a bit hyperactive.

Another “As Seen on TV” product?

Whiplash recoil.