Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 22, 2024

That’s how I feel about those fat, pouty lips that some models and actresses get with injections. So ugly.

Toucan play at that

Chickens are de-beaked (hot knife cuts the top beak off) because in close quarters they bite each other. Don’t ask me how I learned that….

Not a fan of the Brazilian butt lift, either – even though I do agree with Sir Mix A Lot.

Chicks, man.

Trying to advance along the pecking order. If some is good…

Not very hen-some.

Obviously, she’s trying to look like Angelina Poulet

Somehow chickens and botulism just shouldn’t be in the same sentence.

Looks like she’s just parroting someone she’s seen in magazines.

Just proof positive that human stupidity is rubbing off on animals.

Probably works for ducks.

Ken’s already cocked.

Too-can-not!

Eyes, nose, cheeks, lips, hair, all start to look alike. Very sad.

If Toucan Sam spots her, she’s OUTTA there!