Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 10, 2024

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    tudza Premium Member 5 months ago

    Easily made in Samsung Watch Face Studio.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  5 months ago

    the difference between a watchdog and a watch dog

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    Nuke Road Warrior  5 months ago

    About five minutes human time.

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    saylorgirl  5 months ago

    My dog sleeps while I’m gone, I know because she didn’t hear me come in and I caught her.

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    joanknr  5 months ago

    I think my cat’s watch says: (Yawn) Oh, did she leave?

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    Probably no more than five minutes.

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    Chris  5 months ago

    yep, that’s moms puppies alright. :j

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    MichiganMitten  5 months ago

    What would a cat’s watch say?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  5 months ago

    From her to eternity.

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    Prawnclaw  5 months ago

    A long time,,, get scratching on that door!

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    It’s like this all the time.

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    KEA  5 months ago

    kinda sad how little domesticated animals have to live for

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 5 months ago

    “He’s got a watch with a minute hand,

    Millennium hand and an eon hand;

    And when they meet it’s a happy land…"

    —J. Linnell

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    Mike Baldwin creator 5 months ago

    Ha! It seem even slower when you look at it.

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    Katzi428  5 months ago

    “Where the heck are my snacks???” time according to my cat Oliver

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    Moonkey Premium Member 5 months ago

    I have an “I am leaving the house now” routine for my dog and my previous pets. I also have an “I am back home” routine, and once they learn it, they deal with it very well. But at first, it’s like, “You were gone forever!” “I took out the garbage.” or “I went to the mailbox.” Everything calms down once they learn the routine. Or I learn a new one.

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    Chris Sherlock  5 months ago

    A cat would care only if they could see the bottom of their food bowl.

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    mistercatworks  5 months ago

    When I came back from a month-long business trip, one of my cats ran up to me, followed me around and meowed for the thirty minutes it took to find the other cat. His attitude was, “Oh, it’s you. If it’s really you, you’ll know where the food is kept.” Cats!

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