Regular sloths, not Ninja.
It’s only fair.
No, we charge by the foot, not the toe.
One time I had four toes.
be thankful they’re not horses
Which one of em mild mannered average lookin sloths is actually Ninja Sloth?!!!
There’s no discount because it takes a really talon-ted nail technician to do the job.
But it takes longer to do you cuz you’re so slow.
I asked my barber why I don’t get half price on my haircuts when I only have half the hair. He’s heard that one too many times to even reply.
It takes them so long to sit down and get it up, you have to charge them double.
If they get their nails filed down, I hope they don’t fall out of the trees.
September 06, 2014
MichaelAxelFleming 25 days ago
Regular sloths, not Ninja.
angelolady Premium Member 25 days ago
It’s only fair.
blunebottle 25 days ago
No, we charge by the foot, not the toe.
jasonsnakelover 25 days ago
One time I had four toes.
ꜝ 25 days ago
be thankful they’re not horses
Gent 25 days ago
Which one of em mild mannered average lookin sloths is actually Ninja Sloth?!!!
phritzg Premium Member 25 days ago
There’s no discount because it takes a really talon-ted nail technician to do the job.
uniquename 24 days ago
But it takes longer to do you cuz you’re so slow.
Bill The Nuke 24 days ago
I asked my barber why I don’t get half price on my haircuts when I only have half the hair. He’s heard that one too many times to even reply.
mistercatworks 24 days ago
It takes them so long to sit down and get it up, you have to charge them double.
Moonkey Premium Member 24 days ago
If they get their nails filed down, I hope they don’t fall out of the trees.