Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 12, 2024

that smile on the lad’s face though …….. Jack seem to have hit a bittersweet spot

Online banking can be very risky. Are there any guarantees that the bank employees (or anyone they know) won’t hack your account. Oh, yeah—the only “guarantees” in this world are death and taxes!

E-Reject

Drink up, Andy. Your beer is going flatter and warmer (English beer).

In order to get a loan from the bank, you have to prove to them that you don’t need one.

To open an account you need money to put in it.

Andy isn’t able to hold on to any for long enough!

Isn’t technology wonderful?

I love his look in the last block with hand on hip. Also, don’t recall ever seeing him with a FULL pint. That bar height is really messing with my head……up to Andy’s arm pits Which is a very tall bar, chest high to Sam Snead, there, and waist high to Jack who even if the floor behind the bar was elevated, is a very LOW bar.

Huh? Andy with a full pint in front of him? With a frothy head, no less? This should be in “Believe it or NOT!” fwiw… The Count doesn’t believe it.

Mr. Purplesuit, straight man for the barkeep.

Only network that’s not been hacked is the Lord’s, because it’s wide open for use to all. It’s so simple to use, that only a “few find the way” Matthew 7:14. Can it be that Andy has a full foam head beer sitting in front of him and not one sip? Glory be.

Could somebody loan this strip a punchline that isn’t as obvious as the Tower of London?

I too, have ready online access to see how much money I haven’t got

But think of all the stories the bankers wouldn’t hear.

I do all my banking on line. I don’t have enough money to hack.

If you happen to hear a loan officer laughing, he’s probably reading Andy most recent attempt to get a loan.

To start with Andy doesn’t have a phone, he doesn’t want to waste good beer money on one.

Nice to see Andy with a fresh pint! Andy would need to get a phone first before banking. First things first! A phone would cut into the pint budget and require more cadging.

I can view my bank balance online and the recent transactions too but I’ve never sent anybody money to their bank account from mine. I have received money via PayPal but my bank details are not attached to that yet.

xxx

Another Day, another purple suit.