The Wandering Melon by Mike Shiell for July 21, 2024

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    Ida No  4 months ago

    My father used to use hearing aids. He’d turn them off to conserve the batteries. My brother and sister would then pretend to talk to each other to make him turn them on again, only to discover my brother was already playing Highway to Hell at full blast on his smartphone.

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    Lee26 Premium Member 4 months ago

    He said that you need to lose about 200 pounds.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Everyone needs to understand…she refuses to get hearing aides so this is what she goes through with people…he can whisper till the cows come home…she ain’t budging! LMAO

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    Lennia Machen Premium Member 4 months ago

    No need to whisper… I get this same response speaking loud.

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    sandflea  4 months ago

    Rap him in the shins with your cane.

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    cactusbob333  4 months ago

    What she has lost in hearing, she has made up for in appetite.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    She’s starting to get psssst off.

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    wildlandwaters  4 months ago

    probly help if she had bigger ears!

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    aussie399 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Man, how stretched are her pants! If they give there’ll be shrapnel everywhere

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