When I lived in Mesa AZ cats decided to share territories. All night long and some days a cat would sit in a driveway until all the cats saw it, then it’d move on and another cat would sit in that driveway. One day a neighbor and I were chatting and a cat was walking by, Bob moved his arm which woke the sleep walking cat up which jumped on Bobs roof and made a get away. Jumped straight onto his roof!
Here’s another fun Egyptian / cat fact for you. The Egyptians regarded cats as sacred adn when a pet cat died they shaved off their eyebrows in mourning. The mourning period for the cat lasted for the length of time it took for the eyebrows to fully grow back.
The miffed Egyptian mummy, upset by his overly-starched Calvin Clines, got out of his sar-cough-a-gus in a rampage, scaring off some crows and kicking some affectionate cats. His name was He-upset. BION!
The dude from FL Premium Member 7 months ago
When I lived in Mesa AZ cats decided to share territories. All night long and some days a cat would sit in a driveway until all the cats saw it, then it’d move on and another cat would sit in that driveway. One day a neighbor and I were chatting and a cat was walking by, Bob moved his arm which woke the sleep walking cat up which jumped on Bobs roof and made a get away. Jumped straight onto his roof!
Leroy 7 months ago
However, that “recent study” was conducted by jealous dogs.
Bilan 7 months ago
Cats only want two things from humans, food and a scritch behind the ear.
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT 7 months ago
Here’s another fun Egyptian / cat fact for you. The Egyptians regarded cats as sacred adn when a pet cat died they shaved off their eyebrows in mourning. The mourning period for the cat lasted for the length of time it took for the eyebrows to fully grow back.
ron45wells 7 months ago
That would explain the neighbor’s cat who took a tour of my house last week uninvited!
mindjob 7 months ago
It’s cats fault for being so darn fluffy
Angry Indeed Premium Member 7 months ago
Who conducted the feline study, a poll cat?
Angry Indeed Premium Member 7 months ago
The miffed Egyptian mummy, upset by his overly-starched Calvin Clines, got out of his sar-cough-a-gus in a rampage, scaring off some crows and kicking some affectionate cats. His name was He-upset. BION!
Angry Indeed Premium Member 7 months ago
What’s the difference between Egyptian mummies and Aztec mummies?
Answer: Egyptian mummies are wrapped in linen and Aztec mummies are wrapped in tortillas.
moondog42 Premium Member 7 months ago
It’s a matter of consent for cats. People are notoriously bad at understanding what consent means.
greenlynn Premium Member 6 months ago
So the mummies’ mommy warned them to always wear clean underwear in case they were going to be embalmed?
cactusbob333 6 months ago
That can’t be true about scarecrows. Edgar Allen Poe didn’t invent the crow until much later, and he called it a raven.
fourteenpeeves 6 months ago
And no Batman to fight the scarecrows.
fourteenpeeves 6 months ago
I wondered what happened to “Grumpy Cat”!!