Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 10, 2024

Woe, there!

Still waiting for Marigold to say, “WOE IS ME!”

Over at Comics Kingdom, the current Popeye storyline deals with a girl who constantly carries on like that. It seems like it’s near its end now. Is Marigold going to take over the daily whining role? Oh, woe!

Whoa on the woe there Marigold.

Careful because woe sounds a lot like woah, as if you are telling a horse to woah up.

If it was me though, I would be going “woah, woah Marigold, what’s the problem here”.

She’s enjoying her pity party!

Wo is me, she says!

Whoa with the woe, already!

Joey from Blossom? God, why do I remember that?

I’m telling ya, Marigold and Rarity would get along far too well.

Wednesday’s Child is full of woah.

Wo! No woah woe? Oh.

“…FOR THE LONGEST TIME”