Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 26, 2024

Sponsers, but on a clipboard book you might not get too many

Product placement! That’s been a film and TV staple for years.

Here comes that little Richard, Oedipus

Bucky writes like a starving artist.

Add the Count of Monte Crisco!

“To eat, or not to eat, that is the question: Whether ’tis nobler to diet . . . ." Where ’s Shakespug ? He missed his cue . . . .

That girl, Lettuce, needs to do a run-in! Her and Macho Mayonaisse!

Write hungry and don’t use an outline.

And if his book is ever completed, Bucky may get royalties. Heaven help us!

I was hoping to hear about the Scarlett Pumpernickle.

About Hoagie of Carmichael? The Baron of Lemongrass and Tarragon, abbreviated to BLT?

Dude is a genius! He’s angling to write a novel about Mayor McCheese and Hamburglar. He knows where the money is.

Bucky’s prose is sub standard.

I’ll be sure to leave my constructive condiments in the margins.

You’ll never hear writing advice like this on YouTube.