Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 19, 2024

but you have free room, board, medical and belly rubs

What’re you going to do? Go on strike?

Which half?

That was just a Tip.

Wage is wage

How about minimum wag?

My pup goes by number of pieces, not amount, hence a medium sized treat broken in 3 equals 3 treats.

Maybe the treats have to last until grocery day.

…so do I. What’s your point? At least you get treats.

Your veterinarian has probably put you on a diet!

Form a dog union!

“Did your human break a treat in half and try to pass it off as a whole one? You may be entitled to compensation.”

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You’ll get a full treat just as soon as your people go to the store and buy you some diet treats.

Love it! Thanks for the laugh.

I always broke the treats in pieces because ours were very small dogs. One time I gave a friend’s dog a treat and broke it in half. She ate it and then turned to go. I called her back and gave her the other half, and she was over-the-moon happy. Her “mom” said she wasn’t used to getting two! Ours usually get 4 or 5, but it’s all pieces of the same treat. Sometimes, two of them would share one treat, all broken in small bites.

That dog is already getting too much to eat.

Wrong. Minimum wage for a dog is a pat on the head and a “good dog”.