Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 21, 2024

It moved. That’s how.

I could tell you, but that would be telling.

NINJA CAT! That’s how.

It’s a law of nature.

It’s a cats way of making sure a part of them is always with you

I carry 5 with me wherever I go

Projectile fur.

Ninja Cat Fur

If you live with a cat, its hair will be clinging to everything*. (* except your head, if you’re beautifully bald)

Positive and negative ion tossing.

Just roll what you’ve got there onto your bald spot and try again.

ROFLMAO!

Time for the usual outburst, “How the H@ll are you NOT bald?”

My cats love to shed all over me, especially in this heat.

Uh-oh! Ninja Sloth has some competition!

Little did we know that cats already have transporter technology. Either that or a contract with Ninja Sloth.

She shed.

Dogs work just as well.

If only we could stick some of that hair onto our heads.

So true! I can put on a freshly washed pair of pants and walk through the house without going near a cat or touching any surfaces and I will still be wearing cat hair. I keep a lint roller in my car.

nudity is the only viable solution

Just like my dog. No matter how much hair I get off my clothes, I walk out with more.

Catic electricity.

I had a cat that passed away after a long life, and years later I was still finding his fur around the house. LOL

I have a slightly smaller than average computer screen (by choice) so as I was scrolling down today’s comic, my brain was already thinking CAT!

A cat’s secret weapon.

Ancient trade secret, huh?