1 and Done by Eric Scott for June 05, 2024

But he got bored of it pretty quickly.

What other sort of game could he bowl?

You sure it wasn’t a gutter ball?

And it was good.

… and all started with a big bang!

C’mon STRIKE!! … aw man, I left a Brooklyn!

… And then with time to spare, He went on strike! It was right up His alley.

I feel like we landed in the gutter.

He hit the pins so hard that they got smashed to bits. That’s where the asteroid belt came from.

I can just see god in one of those bowling shirts, wrist guard and shoes.

“Who in this Bowling Alley bowl’d the Sun?” – Edward Taylor, Preface to "God’s Determinations Touching His Elect,” ca. 1682