Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 22, 2024

Plantar delicious

Jeffery Dalmer would agree

Wouldn’t that hurt A LOT? Also, wouldn’t there be blood all over?

How you get ‘Hoof and Mouth’ disease!

Auto-cannibalism?

Hope she washed it first.

She put her foot in her mouth.

Autophagy specialist.

Toe jam. Eww.

“He wear no shoeshine, he got toe-jam football

He got monkey finger, he shoot Coca-Cola

He say, “I know you, you know me”

One thing I can tell you is you got to be free…”

And she’s getting her day started on (or with) the right foot.

When you’re hungry and Subway is closed…

feet treat…

MMMMMMM, GOOD. Tastes like bacon. Now I know why they’re called piggy toes.

Skip the Soylent Green and go straight to the source.

I don’t think I’m that tasty.

A new twist on having a “foot-long” for lunch.

Illustration for „Foot-in-Mouth“ for non-native speakers like myself. Only it doesn’t explain the expression at all.

YUCK!

But.. a bit stupid. You’re supposed to “eat” others, Incidentally, eating feet is kinky there are juicier parts.

um…late night last night Dave??

Just your nails Issei Sagawa a.k.a. T Kobe Cannibal.

She was in the mood for sole food.

Ralph’s look sez it all …!

At least I am not liver.

I don’t wanna be what I eat. I love pigs-in-a-blanket.

Dave, I do not understand this toon. Is it supposed to have a deeper meaning than the visual?

Https: //Www.youtube.Com/watch?v=Aw7Gs91pQ4o

Weird cartoon today???

Ewww.

A little Dr Scholl’s foot powder for flavoring and bon appetit!

Sometimes just licking can be satisfying.

A little self-cannibalising here.