Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 29, 2024

Don’t be such a sissy, fuss about something else.

Would this be a cost-effective way to advertise my rock removal service?

Dung beetles have a similar training poster.

That is Tantalizing. Oops, wrong dammed soul.

Sissypush now ad supported eh.

Good idea! So how much to post an ad, Dave!

I’d like to buy:

“We’re ROLLING over and crushing high prices! Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over… well, you get the idea!”

Sisyphus’ side gig…

Sisyphus, the dung beetle.

I bet if he brewed beer he would call it ‘Rolling Rock’.

Rock and roll forever.

We’re going to see a downturn in business. :)

He had to outline the letters to make it bolder.

A herculean effort, only to watch it roll back downhill? Kind of childish, and the 20% side of the 80 / 20 rule.

“Our product keeps you young. Use it and you’ll never be over the hill!”

I don’t understand. I thought this myth was ancient, at least over 2024 years old. But yet Dave labels it “AD”. Shouldn’t this have been Johnny Hart’s gig?

My comment here …!

Perfect ad!: “Rolling Stones at the Amphitheater! Tonight!!”

Sure, wouldn’t you buy an ad that would be upside down half the time?

It’s all part of his rock and roll fantasy.

Think of the word Sisyphean (a impossible task to complete) where a folklore figure named Sisyphus keeps rolling a round boulder up a hill for eternity

The daily grind!