Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for June 27, 2024

Well shiver my timbers!

A pirate walks into a bar with a brightly plumaged parrot on his shoulder

The barkeeper says, “Oh, neat! Where did you find that?”

“I found him on the beach with his peg leg stuck in the sand” replies the parrot.

Arr!

International Talk Like A Pirate Day isn’t until September 19.

With that attitude, I’d like you to talk even less.

And carry a sword. Those are cool.

Will I need an eye patch and a peg leg?

Time for Ziggy to read up on a few Robert Louis Stevenson classics for the “pirate talk”.

Aaaaaaar-right

Arghh Matey, take the cracker or I’ll put you back on bird seed.

Arrr. Where’s me pants??

What is a pirate’s favorite letter? …Arrgh!