The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 20, 2024

Time’s a wasting!!!!

“I knew Jack Katydid. Jack Katydid was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Jack Katydid.”

A mayfly running for reelection? And we thought Trump and Biden were cutting it close.

I promise, if elected, to protect you from the swatter party!

Why debate?

Just get back to the water and mate

… before it’s too late.

[They shouldn’t wait. It’s their fate.]

Sorry, I’ve seen too many comics based on mayflies having short lives.

It would be great if congress folks were all mayfly.

This will dominate the 24/1 news cycle.

I’d have to ask myself what’s the point, I won’t be around to see the results.

but since most of the audience will be belly-up before the end of the debate……

Make Aphids Great Again

Hold your responses to five minutes or you’ll be dead before you can finish.

One time I was five hours old.

Deep Fake! They both have orange faces.

A logic teacher said that the reply should have been “I never compared myself to JFK. My point was that he showed that a younger man could become president.”

The last poll said it was a ’dead heat"

But mayflies don’t have mouths…