The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 20, 2024

Time’s a wasting!!!!

“I knew Jack Katydid. Jack Katydid was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Jack Katydid.”

A mayfly running for reelection? And we thought Trump and Biden were cutting it close.

I promise, if elected, to protect you from the swatter party!

Why debate?

Just get back to the water and mate

… before it’s too late.

[They shouldn’t wait. It’s their fate.]

Sorry, I’ve seen too many comics based on mayflies having short lives.

It would be great if congress folks were all mayfly.

This will dominate the 24/1 news cycle.

I’d have to ask myself what’s the point, I won’t be around to see the results.

but since most of the audience will be belly-up before the end of the debate……

Make Aphids Great Again

Hold your responses to five minutes or you’ll be dead before you can finish.

Deep Fake! They both have orange faces.

A logic teacher said that the reply should have been “I never compared myself to JFK. My point was that he showed that a younger man could become president.”

The last poll said it was a ’dead heat"

But mayflies don’t have mouths…