F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 19, 2024

Between artificial joints and the remaining shrapnel, I too don’t play well with metal detectors.

No asparagus tongs? No strawberry fork?

Hamburgers and french fries.

Ethiopian food tonight…we get to eat with our fingers.

“So, let’s pick a place. Any place. I’m just dining to get in.”

scary

What a moron!

Some of the spoils for working for TSA…….

I have some friends, a fun-loving couple, who carry plastic forks with them to parties and leave them hidden all over the host’s house as a prank. Invite the Murphys and get forked.

If you’re prepared for any option, then you have no reason to ask where you’re going.

Shouldn’t every well accoutered gentleman should be prepared for anything.

“The Blue Raj” has updated his look.

Wooden chopsticks will suffice.

He’s forked.

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—I took the fork less traveled by,And that has made all the difference.(Apologies to Robert Frost)

I do not see a nutcracker.

He needs a ninja throwing star to get the waiter’s attention…

We’re eating Chinese, at a place with a metal detector