F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 21, 2024

I had one on my house in Mesa AZ once, I watched it clean the shingles off my roof. Homeowners insurance paid for it

Snow devils can. That’s the cold truth.

They’re for getting rid of evil spirits.

I stood inside a small one once. Interesting experience.

Just watch out for the Tasmanian devils as they have an appetite for destruction

They really like tearing up windrows of raked hay.

No, no — Dolly Parton said she wanted a Dust Buster!

Add a little soda water and you have a djinn and tonic.

“Yup I know. I’m going to let it in your car next.”