Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for June 21, 2024

Kevin does have a point. It also being the opposite of death, his is the lesser point.

We kind of need ya Kevin, you’re one of the main characters.

Better than dying, Kevin

Time to break out the loot boxes. That’ll put anyone off wanting gaaaames.

Rule of Acquisition #109 “Dignity in an empty sack is worth the sack.”

Zombies can’t run… And yet the hero never seems to lose them by running away.

What are you doing? He was gonna sacrifice himself to slow down the horde! Don’t these kids know the rules of a zombie apocalypse? You do NOT go out of your way to help someone! Throw them to the horde as a distraction! Only your life matters, no one else!

“We don’t want to hafta explain this to your mom.”

Hey Kevin, they’re saving your life. You could at least show them a little gratitude.

Herus Interruptus

You can run, but you can’t hide.

FREEDOM!!!

I’m expecting Kevin to wake up and find out that this was all a dream.

Valor seems like a good idea at the time. Hard to get past the dying part.

Valoror stupidity