Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 27, 2024

Don’t look now…

Now that’s funny.

Jar Jar Giraffe?! (An older joke, now, but it checks out)

Makes him look like Big Bird.

That’s one very tall slug.

Without a mirror, if no one tells him, he may never know.

What a night!

The aliens have arrived.

Mesa misses Jar Jar

Reminds me of work. I’ve seen guys that were sleeping & get their fingernails painted with White Out, or war paint all over their face. Some even went home still painted up. One guy sleeping at lunch got some war paint & some straws from a broom, sticking out of his hair & when he was awakened before lunch was over, by a squeaky door, he went on a tirade about how a guy couldn’t get any sleep around there! lol

The first time anyone said “Hey! eyes down here buddy!”

He’s been stalked.

Ossicones are cool. And in fact might help thermoregulation as well as being weapons.

The height of embarrassment.

My eyes, are up here. I don’t see why women always feel the need to tell me where their eyes are. I get to them, eventually.

My what knobby eyes you have.

scared me for a second