Pickles by Brian Crane for June 22, 2024

pull em out and look

Spouse checks my teeth: As a saladovore, I’m particularly liable to end up with something green in my teeth. She prefers that I not mention it if hers need a little touchup, but if it’s truly gross, I tell her anyway.

That’s on of the uses of your phone

Teamwork makes the dream work!

But do you know it’s sweet that they smile at each other after every meal?

True love!

Earl’s moustache growed full and thick is speeding time, did he use fertiliser ?

It’s often Toothpick Time. Or has Dental Floss overtaken in popularity?

Just did this after eating dinner last night! I knew exactly what they were doing!

We have done that many times

It’s called The Spinach Patrol.

I wonder why Nelson of the husband isn’t there. Maybe she has dinner with her parents alone now and then.

Just take them out and look at them

That is if you have teeth.

This is a repeat!

@suv2000 – Never thought about that……..

Just take them out and look for yourselves. Especially in fancy restaurants.

Just excuse yourselves, get up, go look in a mirror, remove teeth and Inspect!.

Creepy…….. I’m sorry, that’s just creepy

sometimes there’s being too honest

Gas. :)

HaHaHa

Remember your table manners, you two.

Can’t they just pull them out and check?

With all due respect, this one really needs work…….a nice enough joke, but very clumsily executed.

Reminds me of when one of my sisters and her husband (in their early seventies) were walking and holding hands. A young lady said it was sweet. I wonder if the young lady was disappointed when my sister told it helped to keep them from falling down?