The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for June 27, 2024

Drama Queen

What she lacks in definition, she makes up for in volume.

High def in 3d.

Or louder.

she’s ＷＩＤＥＳＣＲＥＥＮ

Better than saying “GET OUTTA THE WAY!”

Hope someone in the ballgame hits one right outta the TV!!

Oh, and, one foot facing

Talk about reality!

I’m turning a def ear to you. :)

Imagine if it was a Jetsons-like TV.

“Uh…lady. Your husband can’t see.”

Does HD Loretta mean “Horribly Drab”? :-)

Too bad you can’t change her channel.

He was watching the Mets beat the Cubs. Probably one the best series the Mets have had this year. And, Loretta had to go and block his view.

Or, in Loretta’s case, higher deafening.

I wonder what he was supposed to be doing instead of watching TV?

I hate these annoying pop-ups!

Or is it higher deaf??