Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for June 28, 2024

I wonder what that last word was ;-)

You can white wash it all you want, it still won’t change what he is.

A real wizard would just have *ZAP*ed the wall.

Youcan reach that political opinion easier if you put a long handle on your brush. Is your wand long enough for the job?

That wasn’t a curse.

Gotta wonder. The half erased letter might not be a lower case i as there is no dot. Leaves lots of possibilities.

the king is a what? A WHAT!? :{

Someone get Wiz a D&D manual so he can learn to cast “prestidigitation”.

Why not just go abra cadabra or whatever.

DJT is a prevaricatin’ m. Foxnewsin’’ fink