Five year old girl is having a tantrum. Grandmother comes in and asks mom what the problem is. Mom says the girl said she wanted to grow a beard and mom told her she couldn’t. Grandma tells the girl that she can grow a beard and the tantrum ends.
I wonder how many people would change their minds if they wandered into a tattoo parlor and the artist asked if they’d rather have a juice box instead.
I read about a woman who had make-up tattooed on to save time getting dressed. I wonder how long it took her to start slathering on make-up to hide the tattoo?
Yakety Sax 11 days ago
I would want artichoke-spinach dip.
seanfear 10 days ago
you live only once, Agnes – remember that ….
Differentname 10 days ago
Reminds me of an old joke.
Five year old girl is having a tantrum. Grandmother comes in and asks mom what the problem is. Mom says the girl said she wanted to grow a beard and mom told her she couldn’t. Grandma tells the girl that she can grow a beard and the tantrum ends.
rodney 10 days ago
I’m 58 years old. Scheduling to get my first and only tattoo on Jul 10th. Something very specific that I have in mind.
mindjob 10 days ago
Granny is right. It took the human body 300,000 years to look the way it does, why mess it up?
well-i-never 10 days ago
I wonder how many people would change their minds if they wandered into a tattoo parlor and the artist asked if they’d rather have a juice box instead.
the lost wizard 10 days ago
Just don’t get confused and ask for an onion juice box. :)
j12181951 10 days ago
Bikers, Sailors, and Carneys. “Who gets tattoos, Alex?”
vonskippy 10 days ago
A capitol “L”?
Mike Baldwin creator 10 days ago
Ha! Who wants needles!
artjohn42 10 days ago
Agnes, you sly fox!
Impkins Premium Member 10 days ago
I see now that my whole approach to life has been wrong. :)
aunt granny 10 days ago
I read about a woman who had make-up tattooed on to save time getting dressed. I wonder how long it took her to start slathering on make-up to hide the tattoo?