The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for July 08, 2024

Business as usual

Clueless counselor.

The color scheme on the bagpipe.

she won’t pipe down

• Loretta that’s your cue… hit it

That would be insta-divorce for me. No offense to those of Scot or Irish ancestry, but I hate the sound of bagpipes. Sounds like taking a weedeater to a kitten.

On DR. PHIL yesterday, there was a case of a man who believed his wife was trying to poison him.

Because she is terrible at playing the pipes.

Local college has a pipe ensemble and play every September on the square for the public. (free, donations accepted)

Perdita is insisting (and has bought tickets) that we go to the Edinburgh Military Tattoo this year – think wall to wall bagpipes that sound like claws scratching at a blackboard. I offered to stay at home to look after all the puppies but, no, I have to go. Oh joy!

He shouldn’t have made fun of her overactive bladder.

Untitled Paint Job by Neutral Bling Hotel has some good bagpipe hip-hop on it.

Pullman will recommend Leroy take up his own annoying instrument, perhaps a vuvuzela, or a kazoo, or maybe even a didgeridoo.

I don’t know, Doc. Maybe it’s because she playing those bagpipes constantly.

Just a bag of hot air..

“celebrate good times – COME ON!”

This could be grounds for justifiable homicide. :)

Hippies one-hit-wonder songs are more annoying, Leroy. (Flowers in your hair, Incense and peppermint)

Be glad that it’s not an accordion.

Wanted to use the pipes for something else….

check out the snakecharmer on youtube…heavy metal bagpipes!! she is fantastic!

The Lockhorns are one sharp dressing couple. Look at his color combination. You go Lockhorn.

Playing the bagpipes probably annoysLeroy and that’s why you do it

Confirming that she’s an old windbag.

Just a hunch.

If you think the bagpipes are bad, you should have seen the haggis she made!

She’s a music murderer!!!!!!!

Loretta has become The Pied Piper.

She has bagpipes.