Prickly City by Scott Stantis for June 21, 2024

The debate will be known at the Antique Road Show

The biggest issue is whether to be electrocuted or eaten by a shark.

Hillary was right. The Silly Season is upon us. It got an early start this time. The richness this time is that we have four years of performance well known and fully demonstrated on BOTH of the major candidates. There is no need to listen to what either now says, particularly about each other.

Debates between these two aren’t necessary. Nobody watching is concerned about policies and platforms. Folks want to see who is going to make the biggest fool of himself in an old-people slap fight. (I’m tuning out this time.)

All Biden has to do is stay focused and keep his cool. Trump won’t prepare in the conventional way, lacking the patience to do so. He will be easily driven into an unhinged rant by even a mediocre debater.

I don’t know what will be broadcast that night, but a debate, no.

Still waiting to see how the Magaranatang manages a no show, and blames it on Biden, or the Deep State.

Winslow nailed it because at least DJT will wander off on some unrelated topic. The broad cast needs to have a 5 second delay so the censors can keep up with DJT and hopefully the ‘Beep Button’ doesn’t break.

FALSE EQUIVALENCY ALERT!!!!!!!!

Well, Biden will demonstrate he’s not the right’s caricature but it’s too early and Fox will reprogram its victims to disregard objective reality.

Be prepared to be dumbed down America

Here’s an additional prediction : both sides will proclaim afterward, “Wow! MY guy NAILED IT!! Clearly WON!”

The moderates will carry tranquilizer dart guns for Trump’s rants

I’ll say it a week ahead of Biden—OH DONALD,WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP!!