Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 20, 2024

Aww, Wiz. He won’t take up much space.

What if she spelled words with her web?

That’s exactly what my living room and bedroom are like at the moment. Both face east.

Aw come on, Wiz. The stage is all set. The cast is all there. It’s perfect!

… The Tuffet played by Henry the Dragon.

… Little Miss Muffet played the Wizard of Id.

… The Spider played by a Spider.

You don’t have to put up with that spider.

I think Wiz is afraid of what might happen if the spider landed on Henry’s nose.

What happened to the sunbeam that exceeded the speed of light?

It was sent to prism.

What holds the sun up in the sky?

Sunbeams

Okay dragon. Burns that pesky spider now.

Wiz no wants to connect to web now.

sauce for the goose, sauce for the spider

Too cute! “Little Sir Wizard sat on a lizard, enjoying the light of the day…. There dropped from a thread (clearly aimed at his head), a spider, which urged him to run” (Copyright 2024… heh heh)

Ummm…. erratum…. second line should have been “…sun…”; where’s my editor when I need her! Way to end my first posting here, Geez Louise

Wiz! Zap the spider!

This is MY sun.

Spidee just wants to be friends.

That’s a mean way for a wizard to treat his familiars.

Don’t bother Wiz, little spider.

Yeah, but what happens when Henry rolls over? At first, I didn’t see the spider (bad eyes). I thought Wiz was talking to Henry.

Funny how Henry’s wings and ridge spikes disappear when Wiz lays down on him.

There’s a flea on the spider on the wizard on the dragon on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea

Garfield? Is that you? Lying in a sunbeam, hating spiders… It’s Garfield!