Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 17, 2024

He’s good!

And…now he’s accessing your bank account.

Worst is the secret questions. Sheese was it a Ford wagon or Country Squire. Don’t remember what I put first.

Must have already proved that he is not a robot.

Now THAT’S a security dog.

It’s been 30 days since you changed your password. “OK, I’ll change it from ‘Bark123456’ to ‘Woof123456.’”

Provide your mother’s maiden name, social security number, bank account number, nuclear launch codes …

I know both of my grandmothers’ maiden names.

Beyond that, not much.

Which grandma?

Wait until you have to drop your pants to prove you’re not a robot.

Next he’s going to ask you to identify all the fire hydrants in the pictures.

Mother’s mother or father’s mother?

He becomes a gud watchdog when I teaches him how to tell time.

I take it he’s already for your mother’s place of birth.

Notice that most of those “security” questions are stuff that can be easily datamined about someone. Is everyone supposed to get silly and say they were born in Atlantis?