Garfield by Jim Davis for July 27, 2024

More like “annoy them literally to death”. Still, I might give that a shot.

Can’t wait for Diet Tip #2

Would’nt it be great if during your workout calories and fat cells screamed when you burned them?

Nice tip.

bring on the peanut brittle and Doritos®

I literally stumbled across a PSA from 2014 titled “Rewind the Future”. Anyone heard of that PSA because I’m literally distressed from watching it.

I am SO excited for tip number 2

Chews wisely.

Sure.

And the louder you is burps, the better you is digests.

If only!

That is…not actually the weirdest diet tip I’ve ever heard

If you drink diet soda while your eating chocolate, the diet in the soda cancels out the calories in the chocolate.

Great diet tip and an opportunity to develop a mighty jaw.

You’re lucky you still have teeth at your age Garfield.

All you can accomplish, Garfield, is annoying the heck out of Jon just for chewing so loudly.

That explains celery and icecream!

I don’t want to start anything, but Garfield should start writing the next Great diet book. With Tips like this it’s bound to be a best seller.

Garfield-work those cheeks! :)

Moving your mouth burns calories, so talk more.

That may or may not be true, I’m not sure.

This is one of those “hacks” that appear in click-baits. Others include how to live forever if you hold your breath, and so on!

Garfield and I Love Kamala!

Eating celery burns more calories than you take in.

Noisy calories

Garfield looking like a chipmunk.

Really?

Diet soda negates the calories in chocolate.

How do I justify cake or ice cream?

Tip Diet 2# If you play guitar heron In the expert using the control, you lose a lot more calories

Diet tip #2: The more and hotter peppers you eat, the more calories burn you!

that’s probably true since noise is waste energy, but I doubt if it makes a significant difference

That tip is right up there with “broken cookies don’t count towards calorie intake”. :)

Garfield is lousy about diet tips.

#TheGarfieldWorkout

Diet tip #1? DONUT! (I mean, DON’T!!)

It also burns calories for those around you!