The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 19, 2024

Points for honesty.

A matter of semantics …

It come with a free gastric lavage.

You need to read the fine print

Looks like today is Culver’s

It makes you wonder about the rest of the menu.

Hope Brutus brought some Pepto & Tums along with him !

That’s wild.

Wild about perch!

Does that come with a side of salmonella?

Tomorrow it won’t be even be wild anymore, it’ll just be perch.

And tomorrow’s special will be Tame Perch.

A much more gentler and more pleasing meal.

Skip the special and go right for the meatloaf.

I recommend the turkey wrap…

How’s the price compare to the price yesterday?

What will be the price tomorrow?

Don’t even ask about tomorrow’s special.

Is there a “Domestic Perch”?

Run it through the oven again and add a little tartar sauce and it’ll be just fine, just day old.

Tomorrow’s is “What’s that smell?”

I say old boy – Todays special, Age Wild Perch. Tomorrow’s special – Age Wild Perch soup and hardtack. Friday, closed for Health Sanitation Cleaning.

As today is fish day, for me, I could go in for some lightly aged perch. More flavor.

The perch could be a little off today.

Gave me a smile this morning. We lost Willie Chip );

hmm… does that mean it’s dressed or something. I do know it might be difficult to eat with the peach going wild all over the place. :\

I’ll pass.

Looks like Brutus is speechless!

Something smells fishy.

It’s why I don’t go for the Early Bird dinner specials. Just yesterdays left overs reheated.

Maybe it’s time to start brown bagging lunch, Brutus.

ew

Skip the special today Brutus and go for the soup .

And it’s not all that wild either, in fact it’s pretty much dead.

Hopefully it is at least Yellow Perch, not the imposter white “perch”, which is not even in the perch family. Nasty stuff, that, compared to Yellow Perch.

That’s hilarious, as is Brutus’s expression in last panel! Next week it will be wild perch soup.

Guess what’s tomorrow.

ba dum tss

if they wait ‘til it’s a bit older brutus can have sedentary perch…

At least she’s being honest about it.