Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for June 17, 2024

Finally caught one but should have let it stop!

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The car didn’t brake; he broke.

Cars break me up.

Well… It will cure him of chasing cars. At least for awhile.

Had a neighborhood dog that liked chasing us on our bikes. I took my rear fender off and tied a piece of burlap on the rear tire. Dog bit the burlap, did a couple spins, got loose and never chased us again.

Well, Grimm, now you know why Mother Goose keeps telling you to stop chasing cars.

Were you chasing a parked one, Grimmy?

I’ve got a couple of young squirrels that do the same thing in my driveway. I think they’re adrenaline junkies

You play your cards right, Odie will teach how to bury cars after chasing ’em.

Well, Grimmy finally caught a car. Right in the schnozz.