The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for July 22, 2024

True!!!!

The Fusco Brothers’ mother was actually featured in a very old strip, but there was no mention of her first name or maiden name.

A competent author would seamlessly retcon this sort of information in as it came up.

I plan to use this answer the next time I’m asked that question. (Let them figure it out.)

Just make one up.

And, the cartoon character is talking on a drawn phone to whom?

How about Unk?

Sometimes I’m in the mood for a competent author. Sometimes I’m in the mood for the Fusco Brothers.