Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for June 29, 2024

In other words, 10:18.

A man with a watch thinks he knows the time. A horse with a fake Rolex is never sure.(To broadly paraphrase)

A friend bought me a very cheap fake Rolex on a trip to China. This is about how well it keeps time. :D

“It’s 9:78, time to get my sledge hammer.”

It say time in Chinese. You just gotta translating it.

Fake time.

used to have a Rolex on my desk at work….!

9.99

Fakery isn’t (or maybe still is) what it used to be.

hope he got a receipt with that…

go to the next time zone & check ;+)

Wait! I can confirm yours is fake, Horace… that’s not the correct name. I have a real one and it says: Roltex!

Ha! Some watches are all tick and no tock.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

There’s nothing wrong with having a “fake” Rolex. I do admit I should not have selected “25-hour-day” from the setup menu.

Right place, wrong time.

What time is it when the clock strikes 13?

If it reads 6:66, we know who sold it to you!