Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 17, 2024

Which is why the world is awash with cats.

The AI’s kitty looks pretty good, it even looks concerned.

Or at least that’s what he’s claiming…

Oh, he’s just kittening …

The woman found the genie lamp, and used her three wishes. She wished for a huge mansion, and she had a huge mansion. She wished for $1 million, and she had $1 million. She wished that her cat be turned into an incredibly handsome man, who loved her, and the cat became an incredibly handsome man. She could hardly wait to make love with him. As he leaned over, and nuzzled her ear, he whispered, “now, don’t you regret having me neutered?“

Cute kitty. (^.^)

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My very straight friend occasionally texts me OmG ay

What’s good for the goose, is good for the gander.

scaredy-cat

BIG DUMB DOG: HA HA! The cat admitted he’s gay! Not me! I’m wild for the bitc… what? Go for a ride? YAY YAY YAY! Take that ya stoopid cat!

Sadly, an non-neutered cat has a tendency to spray / mark his domain. And the hormones in it stink to high heaven! You may be gay, but you’re gonna get spay!

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

This is absolutely hilarious! The expression on the cat’s face is priceless.