Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 27, 2024

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 5 months ago

    Unfortunately, the same number of brain cells.

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    Ratkin Premium Member 5 months ago

    Interesting cartoon code for identical appearing animals: wine = female, beer = male.

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    ʲᔆ  5 months ago

    three bites and you’re out

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    WhatsTheJoke  5 months ago

    Three chances to give head!

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    rekam Premium Member 5 months ago

    “Ooh! Look mommy. A three headed praying mantis!”

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    This only works if the females will mate with them.

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    Gent  5 months ago

    So does they still has to says the prayers before the…er…act?

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    Kimmies01  5 months ago

    The females will actually have three heads to eat.

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    Purple People Eater  5 months ago

    Natural selection is supposed to favor individual who can produce more offspring. How did something evolve that only mates once?

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    walstib Premium Member 5 months ago

    Third time’s the charm. Hat trick!

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    Chris  5 months ago

    or mutated.

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 5 months ago

    “Hail Hydra! Cut off a head and two more shall take its place!” And thus we learned Off the Mark is part of the Marvel Universe.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  5 months ago

    Mantises look strange.

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    wildlandwaters  5 months ago

    or…he lives next to a nuclear waste dump…

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    Stephen Gilberg  5 months ago

    “Are you descended from Cerberus or a hydra?”

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    Jeffin Premium Member 5 months ago

    Just trying to get a head.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 5 months ago

    Three course meal.

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