Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 29, 2024

He’s bringing his own hoot towel.

Who gives a hoot about yoga?

That’s what it’s all aboot.

I don’t give a hoot about yoga.

Where’s Hot Yogi?

Or did Booboo finally find that fire extinguisher?

Hoot! Hoot!

Reminds me of 1. Oversimplified doing The French Revolution, and 2. VKunia reacting to the first film of The Hobbit. YouTube stuff, if you don’t know.

What is Hot Yoga ?

Not Hat Yoga?

If you combine the two, you get a restaurant that is famous for its…wings.

I do naked yoga. Not at the Y anymore though.

How about HURT YOGA?

How about that – a Scottish owl.

How to kill an owl sitting on a post: you walk around it very slowly in a counterclockwise direction, and its head will unscrew and fall off.

Can’t wait for haute yoga.

/s/

I prefer cold yogurt.

Ha! That’s a hoot!

Sometimes it gets so hot, even she shows off her hooters.

The next door down is for the dogs, scoot yoga.

Can we get Hooter Yoga?

I thought yoga was supposed to be cool.

He’s the one who discovered how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.