Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for June 24, 2024

cocaine?!!

It’s powdered milk, obviously. But you can’t find it in a big box anymore.

Powdered creamer could also be Coffee Mate.

You gotta be able to adapt.

Good for you, dude. It’s nice to see you putting things in their proper perspective.

His words say “Not bad”, but the look on his face says, “Not so good.”

In fact, with his bulging eyes and his hand up to his wide open mouth, it’s “Not good at all.”

Maybe she had an International Delight fling.

Could be coffee creamer?

I have recurring nightmares about “powdered skim milk” – that stuff is not fit for human consumption but can be used in several bread making machine recipies

I heard she’s with some guy named Maxwell.

I can see why she left.