Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for July 01, 2024

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    rekam Premium Member 6 months ago

    Must not be strong enough coffee.

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    desvarzil  6 months ago

    I have mornings where I needed coffee so strong that it would wake my ancestors!

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    Doctor Toon  6 months ago

    My Nuclear Coffee tastes as bad as it sounds

    If it doesn’t work, nothing will

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    Throw in a jolt of pure caffeine and he’ll not only be awake, he’ll get a lot more work done.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  6 months ago

    You’ve been spoofed, Folgers Decaf.

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    formathe  6 months ago

    I drink tea now, but not to wake up. I love a quiet morning, making plans and enjoying my personal blend of loose leaf tea. I have never needed caffeine to kick start my day. No one ever really has, you simply let marketing people tell you what to do.

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    ajakimber425  6 months ago

    That’s why I relied on good old Mountain Dew! Yeah!!

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    To paraphrase a line from “Apocalypse Now” – “I love the smell of coffee in the morning – It smells like … Consciousness.”

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