Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for July 21, 2024

She has irritated some people more than once.

Nothing like a good challenge.

547,500 actually.

So she is going to be Bowerick Wowbagger, but instead of insulting people will irritate them. (probably needs to do more than one a day or invent time travel)

From hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy, Bowerick Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged was a being who became immortal after an accident with a few rubber bands, a liquid lunch, and a particle accelerator. After a period of total boredom, especially on Sunday afternoons, he decided to insult everyone in the entire universe in alphabetical order.

And how many more are born every minute?

She’d better hurry!

That assumes she limits herself to one person a day. I’m sure she’s capable of much more than that.

That’s the spirit, Broomie!

That’s the genius of social media. Can tick off thousands in mere moments.

I’m tired for Broomy already! LOL

One a day? She can use the trump method, hold a rally and insult crowds of people at a time. Does it count if they don’t know they’re being insulted?

Cloudstrike got her beat already.

Nice going, Gaylord!

Way to set those goals for Broomie Gaylord.

Now serving number 2,943,876,051

3 billion people more than we should have on earth

It’s estimated that somewhere around 100 billion people have ever lived on the earth. That means that roughly 8 percent of the people who have ever lived are currently still alive.