Adult Children by Stephen Beals for June 17, 2024

Old school service

send him to gula…uhhh … auto-check out machine

i stood behind someone in the express lane who had about 20+ items. When #10 was put on the belt, i started counting out loud.

She turned and said, “I hear you.”

i simply replied, “Good!”

You’re good, April Bloom.

Wow… reality check-out…

..April is “bored”..

There’s more than 10 corn flakes in that box!

That is how she keeps customers on their toes……..

I really wish they would do this and enforce their posted limits. If you can’t count to ten, what are you doing out of your house?

The Food Lion grocery chain’s express lanes say “About 12 Items.”

How to cheat at an express lane: Put the required amount on first, then using a divider, put the next few on, claiming you are paying separately for those…for a friend…

“Love in Bloom” or “I’ll Remember April?”

Advantage self checkout. April calls them like she smells them.

“10 items or fewer” is the correct way to write that. Learned that from Weird Al.