We haven’t done them, have we? Right. Bananas. How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! Now, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him ’elpless.
Tigressy 8 days ago
Are you going bananas?
I’m already there.
Bruce1253 8 days ago
Be nice to you kids, they pick your nursing home when your older.
Indianapolis Smith 8 days ago
Person 1: You have a banana in your ear.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: YOU HAVE A BANANA IN YOUR EAR!
Person 2: I’m sorry. I can’t hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
ladykat 8 days ago
I went bananas, and then I made banana bread.
Doug Taylor Premium Member 8 days ago
We haven’t done them, have we? Right. Bananas. How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! Now, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him ’elpless.
cuzinron47 8 days ago
He gives Dad jokes a bad name.