Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 04, 2024

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    rmremail  6 months ago

    Your pension plan is only worth something if the company doesn’t go out of business.

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    sirbadger  6 months ago

    Do non-government pension plans still exist?

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    Bilan  6 months ago

    “If we fire you a month before you retire, no pension.”

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    enigmamz  6 months ago

    Why? You don’t have to sign anything to get it. In 15 years, I start making an extra $16 a month! I hope that’s enough to go to McDonald’s once a month! (I don’t live in California)

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    Take heed: Earl knows what consequences may result.

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    Egrayjames  6 months ago

    As a Teamster retiree, I’m doing okay in my retirement. I worked for solid companies that always paid into the fund. Stockholders made their profits off my hard labor, nevertheless I recognize I’m one of the lucky.

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    PraiseofFolly  6 months ago

    Trust in God … but row to shore.

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    WDemBlk Premium Member 6 months ago

    Happy Independence Day to all (I guess except for those in the United Kingdom)

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    Ignatz Premium Member 6 months ago

    With my pension and SS, I have a comfortable life, and that’s good.

    They also did a thing where they took 3% of every paycheck and put it into a mutual fund. Great idea.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago

    No shark. No vote.

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    On another subject. In case, folks haven’t bothered to notice, It’s July 4.

    Thank you and prayers for the men and women who still hold the line.

    Thank you and prayers for the fallen, the wounded, the ‘damaged’ and their families, loved ones, and caretakers.

    If not for their sacrifice, we would no longer be able to call this Independence Day.

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    Depends if it’s a private equity company. If it is, tighten your seat belt, brother. You are in for a ride.

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    david_42  6 months ago

    No company I ever worked for had a pension plan. My wife’s in a union and does have one, but 12 more years…

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    boydjb47  6 months ago

    A good reason why we should all be in charge of our own retirement.

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    DaBump Premium Member 6 months ago

    That’s one kind of wealth you can spread and still have it yourself. Another is a smile! Share one today!

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    mindjob  6 months ago

    Before 401k plans, there was profit sharing. But the company’s I worked for never made any profits. What a joke

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    Always read the fine print?

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    Calvins Brother  6 months ago

    Earl should be doing that as a hobby, not an income supplement.

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    Turns out he got a free metal detector instead of an annuity.

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    locake  6 months ago

    Did they give him the metal detector or did he have to buy it himself?

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    lnrokr55  6 months ago

    What? No 4th of July material Happy 4th Everyone! When in the course of human events ………… etc and so on! ;-)

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    Omniman  6 months ago

    Remember; save the alcohol until after the explosives.

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    KEA  6 months ago

    What are they sitting on?

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    keenanthelibrarian  6 months ago

    Well, Earl’l tell you, whether you want to hear it or not. He just needs to be relevant.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  6 months ago

    Does anybody ever FIND anything with those metal detectors?

    I keep thinking of Curly in CACTUS MAKES PERFECT

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