Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 12, 2024

Maybe a visit to Joe Farmer to make it better?

Maybe they need to eat their vegetable…. wait a minute.

Call Mr. Bean.

The beans she has are hasbeens.

I bet she’d do far better growing crabgrass. ;)

…and beans are the easiest thing to grow.

Shouldn’t they be running up poles and across strings? My wife used to have them doing all manner of things, like they were in bean basic training, competing with each other.

Why shouldn’t you put more than 239 beans in a soup?

Because adding just one more would make it too farty. Straight from my 7 year old daughter.

A couple of coffee beans were having a comedy show, just between friends…

It was a light roast!

My buddy said he’s been living on tins of baked beans all month.

That can’t be good for his back.

Why did the man put his glasses in a can of beans?

To get Heinzsight.

This morning I had fried eggs, fried bread, fried potatoes and refried beans….

Happy Fry-day.

I killed an entire container of garbanzo bean spread.

It was hummuside.

Cops should feed beans on very tiny plates to the suspects they’re interrogating.

That way they’re always gonna end up spilling the beans.

Maybe the beans need more exercise because they are Runner Beans.

She tied their strings too tight.

What is the difference between a beehive and a diseased potato? —None at all; as one is a beeholder, the other a speck’d tatur.

It looks like she planted her garden in the middle of a tiny rain forest. I think I can hear the macaws and monkeys. Yeah, her beans are getting choked out by the weeds.

Here’s a look at the early garden. I hope she planted pumpkin seeds because in just under 4 months we are going to get a visit from the GREAT PUMPKIN!

I think Lucy is gonna need some fertilizer.

Did you water it? Did you give enough sunlight?

I only eat swole beans.

Better tune it down, Linus, unless you want to eat dirt!

Lucy should hire the Jolly Green Giant to help make the string beans healthy – HO HO HO!

Linus has been hanging around Sally too long.

I had a miserable time with my garden this year! I finally have three tomato plants thriving, but it was hard!

At her age I was trying to grow something you could smoke

Keep after them beans to quit smoking…

whoever replies first is gqy

Maybe they need to be propped up.

Louis Orr would have loved this!

The plants take one look at Lucy’s crabby face and wither and die

Too bad they’re not Mexican Jumping Beans. They get lots of exercise.

Shouldn’t you be watering them and giving them some plant food

Shouldn’t you be watering them and giving them some plant food.